October 31, 2014

Shopping figures released today indicate that the 'Chairman Lau Mask' is 2014s most popular Halloween item and is expected to be worn by trick or treaters all over Ireland.


Traditional Irish musicians recoiled in horror at the sight of the mask which depicts the dreaded Chairman-for-Life and can be bought in a variety of expressions including the 'Presidential pose', the 'CCE branch-dissolving glare...

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October 11, 2016

A female traditional musician tasked with leading a children's session at a local festival has said that she had no idea how unrewarding the whole experience would be.

The kids' session took place a family friendly pub/restaurant during the afternoon, allowing annoying parents to bring their stupid families along for the day. The woman leading the session described the experience as 2 hours that she will never get back.

Upon fin...

June 10, 2016

A tin whistle left inside a car on one of the hottest days of the year is now dangerously dehydrated.

The tin whistle was left by its owner on the front seat in the sweltering heat for over two hours, causing it to heat up dramatically andis close to becoming devoid of any saliva whatsoever.

Most tin whistles are made of90% saliva and10% tin, however that percentage has dropped, leaving thetin whistle worrying when its owner wil...

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