The finale of the Gradam Ceoil Awards was ruined last night after a pair of male streakers took to the stage in front of a live television audience.
This was the first time the awards were being televised live, a risky decision considering the pit-falls of live-television, especially concerning music, however no-one could have foreseen the addition of male-genetalia.
A female traditional musician tasked with leading a children's session at a local festival has said that she had no idea how unrewarding the whole experience would be.
The kids' session took place a family friendly pub/restaurant during the afternoon, allowing annoying parents to bring their stupid families along for the day. The woman leading the session described the experience as 2 hours that she will never get back.