A local accordion player has ended months of speculation by announcing that he identified with concertinas and was making the transition from accordionist to concertina player.
In an exclusive interview with The Drone, John Smith said he wished to be referred to as a 'concertinist', bringing to an end months of rumours and debate within local sessions as to how the man identified himself.
A female traditional musician tasked with leading a children's session at a local festival has said that she had no idea how unrewarding the whole experience would be.
The kids' session took place a family friendly pub/restaurant during the afternoon, allowing annoying parents to bring their stupid families along for the day. The woman leading the session described the experience as 2 hours that she will never get back.