An affliction of dueling banjos has been spotted moving throughout the country and is having a devastating impact on the eardrums of unsuspecting punters.
The dueling banjos have already been seen in Galway, Cork and Waterford, where they left a trail of destruction in their wake. Many people have likened this to one of the Biblical plagues saying it is on a par with the raining frogs and probably worse...
A female traditional musician tasked with leading a children's session at a local festival has said that she had no idea how unrewarding the whole experience would be.
The kids' session took place a family friendly pub/restaurant during the afternoon, allowing annoying parents to bring their stupid families along for the day. The woman leading the session described the experience as 2 hours that she will never get back.