A study obtained by The Drone has shown that 100% of Irish musicians around the country couldn't give 'two shites' about the general election.
The report, conducted over the course of a pint, asked whether Irish musicians really cared about who ran the country. But when questioned on their thoughts, the majority of musicians simply referred to the candidates as 'a bunch of bastards'.
A female traditional musician tasked with leading a children's session at a local festival has said that she had no idea how unrewarding the whole experience would be.
The kids' session took place a family friendly pub/restaurant during the afternoon, allowing annoying parents to bring their stupid families along for the day. The woman leading the session described the experience as 2 hours that she will never get back.