April 29, 2016

Early findings released by the Census Office has revealed that there is one poor bollocks somewhere in the country who plays traditional Irish music on the melodica.

 

The melodica is well-known in various circles of music as being a shite 'instrument', however this hasn't stopped one gobshite from attempting to play traditional music on it, leading many people to claim that he is taking the piss.

 

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October 11, 2016

A female traditional musician tasked with leading a children's session at a local festival has said that she had no idea how unrewarding the whole experience would be.

The kids' session took place a family friendly pub/restaurant during the afternoon, allowing annoying parents to bring their stupid families along for the day. The woman leading the session described the experience as 2 hours that she will never get back.

Upon fin...

June 10, 2016

A tin whistle left inside a car on one of the hottest days of the year is now dangerously dehydrated.

The tin whistle was left by its owner on the front seat in the sweltering heat for over two hours, causing it to heat up dramatically andis close to becoming devoid of any saliva whatsoever.

Most tin whistles are made of90% saliva and10% tin, however that percentage has dropped, leaving thetin whistle worrying when its owner wil...

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