AGITATED MAN IN SHOWER CAN'T SEEM TO WASH SMELL OF LAST BAD SESSION OFF HIMSELF

February 2, 2016

A local man in an agitated state is currently in throws of a desperate attempt to wash the smell of his last bad session off himself but to no avail.

 

After coming home from a particularly bad session, fiddle player Alan jumped into the shower in order to cleanse himself of the terrible music. However he is becoming increasingly anxious as he seems unable to rid himself of the smell leaving him wondering if it'll ever come off.

 

At the moment, no amount of scrubbing seems to be working and the longer it seems to be going on, the more mentally unstable the man is becoming.

 

"Must...get rid...of smell. Can't go...to next session...like this. Feel so...dirty. Horrible...syncopation...on my skin. Chromatic notes...won't go away."

 

The man has tried everything in his bathroom and kitchen cupboards but no amount of industrial bleach and Brillo pads seem to help and the more frantically he tries, the worse the smell and feeling seem to get.

 

It is unknown whether the man will survive his ordeal as it is common knowledge that the only way to rid oneself of a bad session is to immediately join a great however this solution is not always possible leading to a high number of traditional musicians being admitted to psychiatric institutions.

 

 

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