

CONFUSION AT DUBLIN AIRPORT AS CUBAN UILLEANN PIPER ALEX 'SUAREZ' MENDEZ MISTAKEN FOR WORLD CUP 'BIT
Confusion reigned over immigration at Dublin Airport today as prodigal Cuban Uilleann Piper Alexander 'Suarez' Mendez was mistaken for Uruguayan and World Cup 'biting' star Luis Suarez. Authorities were alerted as the piper made his way through customs. Officers believed that 'Suarez' was in fact the notorious Liverpool star who recently received a world wide football ban for biting an Italian player during the World Cup in Brazil. One customs officer told us: "We were sure t