

CHAIRMAN LAU SIGNS EXECUTIVE ORDER BANNING ALL 'FOREIGN INSTRUMENTS' FROM SESSIONS
Chairman of Cult-Ass Lau, has today signed an executive order calling for an immediate ban on all foreign instruments from traditional music sessions in an effort to protect the real Irish instruments. Lan took full control of an early morning meeting in Cult-Ass headquarters to bring in sweeping measures ensuring that foreign instruments he listed as the bouzouki, guitar and bodhran, do not enter into sessions and impact on real Irish instruments. The incumbent leader signed