
'CHAIRMAN LAU MASK' THIS YEAR'S MOST POPULAR HALLOWEEN COSTUME ACCESSORY
Shopping figures released today indicate that the 'Chairman Lau Mask' is 2014s most popular Halloween item and is expected to be worn by trick or treaters all over Ireland. Traditional Irish musicians recoiled in horror at the sight of the mask which depicts the dreaded Chairman-for-Life and can be bought in a variety of expressions including the 'Presidential pose', the 'CCE branch-dissolving glare' and the 'non-transparency sneer'. The creators of the mask 'All Things Lau I