STUDY FINDS 100% OF IRISH MUSICIANS DON'T GIVE A SHITE ABOUT THE GENERAL ELECTIONA study obtained by The Drone has shown that 100% of Irish musicians around the country couldn't give 'two shites' about the general...
DONEGAL SESSIONS INVADED BY TRAD PLAYING STORMTROOPERSTraditional music sessions in Donegal are being overrun by hordes of trad playing Stormtroopers, much to the annoyance of local...
CONCERTINA SHAPED CYST REMOVED FROM MAN'S HANDIrish surgeons achieved a medical first today as they removed a concertina shaped cyst from the hand of a local man. The procedure took...
FOREIGN MUSICIANS FLOWN INTO IRELAND TO FILL PUBS WITH MUSICA large number of foreign musicians were flown into Ireland last night to fill with music the pubs left empty by traditional Irish...
MUSICIANS ON SKYPE SESSION ALL NAKED FROM THE WAIST DOWNA group of musicians having a session on Skype have realised that they are all naked from the waist down. The musicians, who are forced...
TEMPLE BAR TRADFEST AUDIENCE UNSURE IF MUSICIAN IS TUNING UP OR PLAYING SHITE MODERN TUNEAn audience attending a concert at this year’s Temple Bar Tradfest, are currently unsure whether the musician on stage is simply tuning...