Farmers all over Ireland have erected scarecrows dressed as Tony MacMahon in a last ditch effort to stop unwanted bouzouki players from destroying their crops. Effigies of the legendary accordion player have been put up in order to scare off roaming, feral bouzouki players and prevent them from eating the fresh crops. Bouzouki players are known to fear MacMahon ever since he expressed his dislike of the instrument on Joe Duffy's radio show. The bouzouki players have been seen