

NEW CULTURAL AMBASSADOR MARTIN HAYES TO NEGOTIATE BREXIT-BACKSTOP
Newly appointed Cultural Ambassador for Ireland, Martin Hayes, has been brought in for emergency meetings on the Brexit-Backstop with British Prime Minister Theresa May. Renowned fiddle player Hayes has had no time to settle into his new ambassadorial role, being assigned the difficult task of negotiating a backstop for Britain's upcoming exit from the EU, despite having no serious credentials or previous experience of world politics. Fresh from the release of The Gloaming's