A fiddler has taken a break from practising to watch the latest episode of 'Game of Thrones'.

The man, who is an avid GoT fan, threw down his instrument as soon as he heard the distinctive theme come on the television. Despite his need to work on his rolls, the man says that at 9 o'clock on a Monday night he has to get his priorities right.

"It's only an hour and fifteen minutes each week. It's not like I'm giving up the fiddle or anything. It's just that it's so damn good! It's unpredictable, you know? I mean, Daenerys for God's sake... Just look at her!"

At this point the man fell into a trance that lasted the entire length of the show. When asked about his vice, the man's wife just shook her head.

"Fecking eejit. If he concentrated on the fiddle as much as he does that show he might be half decent. But he's not...He's shite!"


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