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FRIEND OFFERS TO LOOK FOR SESSION SPACE IN PACKED PUB LIKE SOME FUCKING HERO
October 5, 2015
One brave soul from a group of friends has offered to search a local packed out pub for space to play a session in, prompting much eye-rolling from his compatriots.
The plucky volunteer came forward to throw himself into the meleé without any regard for his own safety or reputation amongst his friends and immediately set about milking the moment.
Setting down his instrument and disrobing of any clothes that might hinder his progress he took one last tearful look at his friends, much to the chagrin of his fellow musicians.
"It'll be difficult. I may get lost. I may get stuck. I may get chatting to someone I know and forget about you all out here. But know this: I will try and find as many seats as possible so we can have the greatest mediocre tunes of our lives."
"I don't know the layout of this pub and I don't really care. But if me going in here and risking my night out means I'm that bit closer to having a few tunes then so be it."
He then proceeded to awkwardly hug his friends one by one in front of a confused group of drinkers who had been drinking in the pub for the last 6 hours. Witnesses reported that never before had a quest for a place to play been proceeded with so much shite.